She’s an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She’s a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer.
She’s the internet’s most beloved trash-eating ungulate — the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.
hey sorry if this isnt true i forgot exactly where i read it but this person should be brutalised and subjected to some of the most horrific acts of cruelty humanity has ever seen. it might be nothing though i might have the people mixed up
wow i didn’t know this. i always thought they should be unpersoned though. spreading this so that others can be informed + to protect minors
Damn, I already had a feeling about them since… I’m not sure when. Their fashion sense really threw me off and I hated their takes on video games. I’m glad that my impulse to find out their identity, uproot their career, and destroy their life was justified after all, at least based on what I can remember!
People who put their age/18+ in their bio: 💕🥰💓💞❤️😍🥵🔥🌟⭐💫❤️🔥❣️💟💌💕💞💓💗💖💝💘✨👌☝️👆🤌👏🙌🤞🌈☀️🔥🌡️♥️🤍🖤🤎💜💙💚💛🧡❤️😻💋‼️❕❗☑️✅✔️🆗🆒
People who do not: 😭🙃😐😑😶😔🤔🤨🧐🙄😒😤😠😡🤬😟😕🙁☹️😰😨😱🤯😢😥😓😣😩😫🤢🤮🤧😷👹👺👿💩💔💀🖕👇👎🦂🕷️🪳🪰🐜🦟🛑❌❌❌❌🚫🚫🚫⛔📛✖️✖️✖️✖️
when people dont put their age in their bio it makes me feel so crying and silly and normal and expressionless and silent and apologetic and contemplative and suspicious and skeptical and dismissive and put off and indignant and angry and angry and cussing and timid and disappointed and sad and sad and frightful and startled and horrified and mindblown and sad and despondent and bummed and want to cry and wailing and sobbing and nauseous and throwing up and sneezing and sick and troll and goblin and devil and shit and heartbroken and dead and fuck you and downwards and not good and scorpion and spider and roach and fly and ant and mosquito stop no no no no don’t don’t don’t no entry name badge xxxx
Surgery went well! Literally everything else didn’t. Every way today could have gone poorly, it did. Every type of personality I struggle with threw themselves at me like they were trying to commit insurance fraud. I haven’t eaten since yesterday. Everything cost double. I literally broke a mirror
I’m the “voting is good” guy but I intend to direct basically all of my you-should-vote energy next year towards the reelection of the 18 progressives who’ve stuck their necks out to call for an Israeli-Palestinian ceasefire. They’ve dedicated themselves to a basic standard of human decency, and for it they will be punished with an immense tidal wave of financial and political resources seeking to get them kicked out of office, to say nothing of the threats against their lives. Biden’s on his own.
None of them are from my state, unfortunately but predictably. But OP is right: if you live in one of these states, and in the right district, you’re in a position to cast a vote that could actually matter.
When it rains, it pours. And buddy? I’m being waterboarded
This is Simon Cowell! (No, not that one). He created the Wildlife Aid Foundation, which is based in Surrey, London. He was unfortunately diagnosed with a terminal cancer last year, and now seeks to make sure his work continues after he’s gone.
If you’d like to learn more about them, their Youtube channel is here, and their main site, including info about the fundraiser, is over here!
Love that the car at the back is like ‘WTF is wrong with these losers? I’m gonna overtake!’ Then it see the baby swans and it like, 'Oh! My bad.’ And pulls in again.
I find swan parenting so interesting and relatable. Although they’re closely related to ducks, their strategies are entirely different. A mother duck is usually typified by being “careless” with her babies, meaning that she just goes wherever without consideration for them, and they struggle to keep up; ducks don’t really comprehend what terrain or situations are inaccessible for ducklings, so you’ll often see a mother duck carelessly using stairs, or flying off a building or cliff, while her babies literally die trying to follow. Ducks aren’t noted for their situational awareness, but this is really shocking to watch in the case of Mama Duck. She doesn’t usually check behind her, can’t manage them through complex situations, and gives no impression of even having any idea of how many babies she has (that’s why it’s a good thing she often has 14 in babies a clutch, and can pull off 2 clutches a year; in the wild, most of these are expected to die, as a sort of background protein link in the food web.) (On a farmyard, you might give them to a broody hen to raise, as they’ll have a more attentive parent that way.)
Swans, by contrast, take two parents about a year to raise about seven babies, and they RAISE them. They’re very attentive and conscious of their children’s safety. Even in this short video you can see that one parent is leading the children while the other keeps an eye on the card, using body language to communicate with partner and cars. The straight fixed glare at the car not only gives the swan a better look, but is also the polite first indication that the swan wants space (blowing past this signal is one reason why human/swan interactions quickly become antagonistic.) they’re walking very slowly and deliberately, which (unintentionally) forces the cars to treat them like pedestrians, but is an unusually slow pace aimed at making it very easy for the very young babies to follow properly.
I don’t know. I just like swans. I like their confidence in the human world, and their firm belief that everyone can follow the Swan Rules and behave properly if they try. I like that they relate to us and therefore have expectations that we’ll follow Swan Rules. They cross at the crosswalk because that’s what is Done and they expect everyone to respect how things are Done. In every post about swans on social media there will always be several comments about how swans are violent and it will always be down to: “they expect us to know how things are Done, and get mad when we don’t.”
